Oh Bollocks

Hi there, my name is E. 25. How have been on this hell site 12 years??

Top Gun: Maverick but with Maverick that has his surname hyphenated with Ice’s, but mostly he goes just as Kazansky because K comes before M and it’s less time-consuming to say. The real reason he goes mostly just by Tom’s surname is to see people’s reactions when they realise who he is and who he’s married to. Until he’s just captain, people know too well that he isn’t Tom, but after the mission? Oh man, one night, Mav says I should have taken the promotion years ago just to see their reaction every time they expect you to come in and then it’s me. All this drama is giving me a new appreciation of my role. Ice took the book and gently hit his husband on the head Stop being a menace and please tell me Ron was kidding when he told me-the rest of the question is lost in Maverick’s laugh, on the book hitting the ground and in their kisses.
Base and inspired by this beautiful fanat.

(via fist-of-the-fleet)

Dec 29, 2023

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

Dec 28, 2023

blackbeardsemophase:

the most consistent part of the tumblr experience is that you will either be subjected to david tennant or obsessed with david tennant but either way he will be here

(via accidentallymelted)

Dec 27, 2023

topguncortez:

justhavinfunnn:
Baby fever’s hitting 😳 | via Keleigh’s insta story
be strong ladies (gn) be fucking strong

Dec 26, 2023

pohjanneito:

Kiss me baby
Mmmmh, it feels good
Hold me baby
Well I’m off to love you like a lover should
Oh you’re fine, so kind
Got to tell this world that you’re mine, mine, mine, mine

(via redfurrycat)

Dec 22, 2023

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

pixie-mage:

summerpipedream:
vesperlionheart:
abessinier:
1. You are responsible for your own media experience.
2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.
3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.
4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.
5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.
6. Content creators are not your parents and owe you nothing, not even a breakdown on why their content isn’t problematic. You don’t get to demand a dissertation denouncing any and everything unhealthy in a piece you don’t like. Move on.
7. Tagging is a nicety but not an obligation. You can message people, politely, and ask them to tag things, and many people will, but understand that it’s their blog and they aren’t obliged to say yes. Unfollow and block when you need to. Circling back to number 1, you are responsible for curating your own experience.
8. Don’t be a jerk. Remember at the end of the day, there are actual living, breathing people behind each screen name. Don’t say anything you wouldn’t say to someone’s face in real life.
I cannot stress enough how important it is to remember this.